statusise 

To add information about ones life to their Facebook status. Usually information is added in jest, boredom or most commonly, boast.

Wow, last night was great I can't wait to statusise it! "Ann is happy that she had a great night".

statusise by JaneyLau January 12, 2008

statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.

Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.

statusing by mugolf February 24, 2011

statesism 

The act of stereotyping another state.

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.

statesism by JustinBG February 17, 2015

Statufied 

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.

Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !

Statufied by maxaws January 6, 2010

statusfied 

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.

Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED

statusfied by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

statusitis

The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.

friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!

faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.

statusitis by whimsychic November 25, 2010

Statesider 

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.

In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.

Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011