startarded 

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"

"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."

startarded by angry mafia May 5, 2009

Startarded 

A person who knows absouletly nothing about Star Wars or any other movie that is big in Pop Culture

Bob: "WTF why is Darth Vader spelled Dark Vader."
Anna: "That's how you spell it"
Bob:" No it isn't you what are you Startarded?"

Startarded by STG9 January 18, 2010

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

smamtarded 

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

smamtarded by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009

stutarded

1) A word created by me when I was watching that Taco Bell commercial where the smush the words together. Combination of stupid and retarded.

"This taco is smunchy, you know soft-melty-crunchy."

"This commercial is stutarded"

stutarded by Scott E Johnson November 3, 2006

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006