Staredown

When your pet catches you without your clothes and just stares at you. This action becomes a staring contest where the loser owes the other head. Activity may be accompanied with peanut butter
Yo Devin, me and you parot just had the most epic staredown?
Thats awesome dude
by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022
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Niggerish Staredown

When a black guy stares someone down with a look of pure hatred on his face. This can often be seen performed by black athletes directed toward a referee that has just made a call against them. It is usually preceded by the "niggerish expression of disbelief," which is characterized by a tell tale throwing up of the hands and furrowing of the brow in an extremely confused and angry look, accompanied by the phrase "WHAT THE FUCK?" and, in extreme cases, followed by the athlete purposely falling over backwards and laying on his back dramatically for a few seconds to emphasize the point that he "don't know why the fuck that nigga flagged me son."
Yo, did you see that crucial niggerish staredown Plaxico Burress gave Eli Manning after he was wide open and the pass went to Shockey instead of him?
by j shap November 29, 2005
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Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"
"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"
by crimsonchin27 March 30, 2011
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Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.
Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.
by Austins_G_Spot February 21, 2016
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Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.
It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.
by Birduarent March 27, 2014
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Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.
If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 05, 2005
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Russian Staredown

When two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a Brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another.
{Katrina the Balarina sits down}
{Yelena the blonde sits down}

Russian staredown ensues.
by Mr. Hoboski July 12, 2008
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