Starbucksians

Stabucksians are a whole classification of a group of people that enjoy shitty over priced liberal coffee

“Ew this coffee tastes awful, like something Starbucksians would drink out of a plastic Starbucks cup they’ve reused 12 times without washing, because they’re saving the planet.”

by Willowbananahammock March 11, 2023

Starbucksanitus

This is the disease of someone who is addicted to one of the many items sold at coffee shop, Starbucks. It is not minded by others and is helped by getting of the drinks sold there. However, it may be hard on the wallet.

Girl: I need another Frappuchino!
Boy: Wow, I think you have Starbucksanitus.

by loco.couture<3xo April 5, 2009

Starbucksing

Waging a war on Christmas!

"Dude, those people took down their Christmas decorations the day after Christmas! They're totally Starbucksing right now! SO insensitive. Damn."

by MasterofSatire January 27, 2016

starbuckian

A person who will go through any extream to have Starbucks or be seen in a Starbucks even if there are deplorable conditions

CONSUMER: THESE ARE SOME REALLY DIEHARD STARBUCKIANS.
BARISTA: ESCUSE ME, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
CONSUMER: ITS LIKE A HUNDRED AND FUCKEN TWO DEGREES HERE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST HANGING OUT LIKE THERE IS NOT A THING GOING ON. I WILL WAIT FOR MY COFFEE OUTSIDE.

by ASONFIRST June 3, 2010

starbucksing

Going to Starbucks and most likely ordering a pumpkin spice latte. It's like clubbing for basic white girls.

Look, Amelia is starbucksing!

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

starbuckian

To be like Starbucks or "Starbucks like"

This coffee is very starbuckian.

by Echo caller December 25, 2008

starbucksing

The act of going to Starbucks to indulge in the deliciousness of mass produced coffee. Often an activity you do with a particular friend or person; a tradition.

Person 1: Hey, man, what you up to this evening?
Person 2: You wanna go Starbucksing?
Person 1: For sure, you want to call up {person 3}?

by Jeeza Leeza December 10, 2008