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Someone tall and skinny that drinks way too much coffee and enjoys demonstrating the incomparable power of their vigorous jazz hands.
Person 1: You're looking preeetty stankel bro

Person 2: What's stankel?

Person 1: Suck my spaghet!
Stankel by Captain Pepperoni September 26, 2018
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stankelicious 

Something that smells really bad (stank) but tastes delicious!.
That mystery meat burger your mama made was stankelicious!

Stankling 

An individual who comes from a particularly smelly environment, and brings the particular smell into a new environment.
Me: Oh, my god you foul Stankling!

Kid: I know. I just came back from an Insane Clown Posse show.
Stankling by Ratherda3ing August 12, 2010

Stanked Up 

The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.
Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.
Stanked Up by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Stankeplessen

Person with the exact heigh to suck a cock.
Maria is so Stankeplessen, she doesn't need to get down on her knees to give great oral sex.
Stankeplessen by Camilo José Cela January 11, 2006

skankelpuss 

a bitch that needs to calm the fuck down
Jessica needs to chill, that skankelpuss!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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