by DaddyDayCaree July 22, 2019
Get the Staniel mug.AKA Wallace Green, Staniel is a mythical beast that roams the Oregon wilderness, snatching people up and taking them into his shack. You can lure him calmly by playing Dixies Land on a banjo and aggravate him by playing the union version, you can NOT lure him with any digital music videos of audio files of Dixies Land, it must be an authentic recreation on a banjo. You may attempt to tame him by giving him your banjo and wait for him to play one of many songs, once the song gets intense you must start hamboning while screaming gibberish or yee-haw! Once you have tamed him he may be your personal bodygaurd for upwards of 3 weeks and downwards of 3 days, he will flee if you try to bring him into a city. (Note: you must not look like a "City Slicker" or else he may try to kill you with a double-barrel shotgun".
:Hey dude I think I saw Staniel over there.
:Wait- really!?, quick, grab the banjo!
:I thought you were bringing it!
:Oh my god, we are so fucked.
:Wait... nope thats just a dirty hobo.
:God damnit clyde.
:Wait- really!?, quick, grab the banjo!
:I thought you were bringing it!
:Oh my god, we are so fucked.
:Wait... nope thats just a dirty hobo.
:God damnit clyde.
by WallaceGreenOfficial May 6, 2021
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by totally not jonathan kitchen 👹 October 31, 2021
Get the daniel staniel the 3rd mug.A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.
It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.
Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.
It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.
Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.
It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
by Ayra April 8, 2010
Get the Irish Water Spaniel mug.The name of Shaniel creates a quick, versatile, analytical, and clever mind. You are humanitarian, inclined to champion the underdog or to defend a cause where you feel there is an injustice.You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. Funniest most crazy child you will ever meet she is disrespectful
by Jordan Rose May 7, 2019
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Get the stankelicious mug.A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.
Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.
Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.
"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"
by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011
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