A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

Santalian by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

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skankalanker

A PERSON WHO IS A WHORE AND LOVES IT.

Brandon D. " Lauren is such a skankalanker"
Maria E. "Yeah she had sex with Ernie and Jacob at the same time."

skankalanker by its maria betch. November 5, 2009

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Stalkalicious

Someone so delicious you can't help but want to stalk them.

She was so stalkalicious, I spent 3 hours in the dumpster outside her appartment looking for naughty bits.

Stalkalicious by Plettionary December 18, 2009

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