standroid

A London Underground term referring to a commuter who has the uncanny ability to stand in exactly the right place on a particular train to match the exit doors.

Man, look at Helena pacing up the platform - she's such a standroid.

by Phil Chambers January 26, 2008

Standroid

A combination of the words "standard" and "Android" to refer to the Android operating system in it's original and unmodified form.

The standroid user-interface includes several examples of widgets, including widgets for Analog Clock, Music, and other applications.

by mellodesigns November 29, 2011

Sandgroid

Similar to the word Negroid.

A retarded sand nigger with mongo features.

Teacher:Listen class we have special friend joining our class.

Teacher:Meet Abu Punjab.

Kid:Whats wrong with him?

Teacher:Be nice! He is a Sandgroid.

by N2Y3724 April 12, 2010

shankroid

any gross or disgusting growth on a penis or snatch that is unknown. the penis being the shank the growth being the roid.

after i fucked that retarded hatian hooker i have a shankroid on my cock, my wifes gonna kill me!

by flayven March 20, 2010

joey standford

the cutest guy ever!!!!!!!!<3

he is sexy-delicious

thats wats up

that guy is a joey standford

by jslover September 13, 2009

Sandridge

<verb> A word denoting the sandwiching together of parts of two people’s names (Sandra and Dandridge as the prime example). Selected syllables of the two names are combined into one common label used to refer to both people as a unit. This ritual is normally reserved for famous Hollywood movie stars, and is also used liberally by paparazzi and tabloid magazines.

Some attempts at sandridging though may be unsuccessful based on various characteristics of the two name ingredients, like spelling, grammar and number of syllables. For example: some people might find it morally offensive to sandridge the names Mike and Octavia (Mikoc?).

To date, sandridging has been limited to only two name ingredients, although there is no evidence to suggest that sandridging with more than two name ingredients would not be just as successful.

Sue: So did you accept Tyrell’s proposal?!

Mary: Oh gosh, I could never marry Tyrell! We’d be sandridged into something awful like Martyr!

by Photofx March 19, 2010

sandrodilla

A homemade quesadilla served at Shaka in Pier Village. It was created by master chef Sandro. It consists of grilled chicken, spinach, grilled pineapple, black beans, lemon sauce, cheddar cheese, and broken up tortilla chips.

"I went to Shaka today and ordered a sandrodilla, it was so delicious I got hard."

by Robero April 3, 2010