standley 

Amazing sexy person. Loyal spontaneous cool person. If you know a standley marry them they are worth it!

Standleys are the best companions.

standley by Curetype1diabeties January 18, 2017

Standley 

Standley is just one of those guys you need to keep close with, He’s a hard working guy, He’s stays out the way and just focus’s on what he has to do, He’s also a very talented person and can be very clingy and loving to you he’ll always take care of you and try to put a smile on your face whenever your down or just wants to annoy you at times if your friends with a standley just cherish him to the fullest

Standleys are the best companions

You need

Chose your standleys wisely!

Standley by Lynn2grandd November 21, 2023

Standley Lake High School 

Standley lake high school, The wildest school in jeffco, where the fights, drugs, queers, and stupidity is in abundance. There is nothing to compare this school to, and nothing can be done to help it. The district hired a new dean and made new rules, but that hasn’t stopped these AnGsTy tEeNs and their bathroom vape breaks from running wild. Even the teachers vape now! This school also has a large amount of similar looking, unfunny, basic girls, but shoutout to all the quirky, “i’m not like other girls” people there too.
also lmao we love u sparky, pls don’t stick scissors in the outlet again.

“look, another used pregnancy test”
“someone overdosed again?”
*charges juul/drop with chrome book”
“Would you look at that forehead”
“vote YES for electrocution!”
*burns down school with popcorn”

dREsS cOdE
welcome to standley lake high school.

Standley Lake High School by tchrish November 30, 2018

Standley lake high school 

you know i was never a stoner or an alcoholic, but then I came to this shit hole and now I do that shit for breakfast. The detail of the cocks drawn on the bathroom stall or swastikas drawn on the toilet or people having sex or kid deep throating for that heroin feeling nicotine buzz. tells me how much of a faggot to be here fuck most the staff here they clearly don't do didly dick. We got three shitty security guards who pocket kids vape. Two are literal midgets one looks wee man from jackass the other looks like the leprechaun. From the shitty leprechaun movies. Some say MS Sieler is hot or sum shit she may be, but her taste in music is literal horse shit. What else sucks in the school version of Detroit. How about fake ass mother fuckers selling vape or weed thinking they are all hot shit but fr this school make want to get fucked in the ass by a hot metal rod.

yo where did you get boof weed?

Oh my main plug at standley lake high school

Standley lake high school by The sacred toad August 16, 2022

Standley lake high school 

Wow! What a great school! I love this school where you can get all the weed alcohol and STD’s you want! This shit wild here, the dean sends out pussy pics to all students, you can smell the fruity ness of a blueberry escobar In every corner of the school and you got a big ass Mexican man who smells like a fresh Taco Bell bean burrito as your security guard. Ms.Seiler lowkey the hottest and baddest teacher in the school(she sent pussy pics to a bunch of us freshman year) besides the escobars, you can literally smell the aids of the school reeking even from a block away. Every weekend some kid ends up overdosing or getting pregnant. Sum sophomore named Amanda will sleep with any guy she can get her grubby hoe hands on lmao, she will fuck anything that walks. This school is every stoner teens dream, so if you wanna get high and drunk and get aids all in one day, come here then.

Yk that Nigga who goes to Standley lake high school ? Yeah he’s got a AIDS.

Standley lake high school by PassDaBoof420 June 4, 2022

stanley uris

a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.

I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.

stanley uris by zoomerichie May 5, 2018

thomas stanley holland 

the best human being that has ever lived. Quacksons, Dave the Frog, and Umbrella are only three examples of his greatness.

“Thomas Stanley Holland is my reason for existence”

thomas stanley holland by hollanderz November 18, 2018