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A steaming pile of hot shit with a micro ween that likes to rob shareholders.
Brian: Hey dude, did you hear about that Bernie Madoff guy?
Billy Bob: Yeah dude, he just pulled a huge Standley
by ScrotieMcboogerbaIIs May 29, 2018
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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Amazing sexy person. Loyal spontaneous cool person. If you know a standley marry them they are worth it!
Standleys are the best companions.
by Curetype1diabeties January 18, 2017
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