Sandjob

A handjob recieved at a beach, sandbox, or any other location with sand.

Recieving a handjob when the person giving the handjob has sand stuck to their hand

A painful handjob

"Did you hear about pat's date at the beach?"

"Yeah man i heard he got a Sandjob."

"rumor has it that his dick was sore for a week"

by skaterdudesiegel January 22, 2009

Sandjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich; the most awesome thing ever. Can also be performed with a slice of pizza or hot wings.

Hanson: "I just had a Quizno's Baja Chicken sandjob. It was like I died and went to heaven."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."

by bleggs August 18, 2009

Sandjob

The act of giving either a handjob or blowjob on a sandy beach.

If we go to the beach today I’m expecting a high quality sandjob from my side chick.

by Coochhitta May 20, 2021

Sandjobable

A girl you would get a sandjob from but not have sex with.

I ain’t finna hit but she’s sandjobable

by CoochFilla April 29, 2021

sandjob

When an arabic woman gives you oral sex though her veil (Chador or Burqa headpiece).

I left a stain on her headpiece when she gave me a sandjob.

by Lurtz May 21, 2006

sandjob

a blowjob from a girl who has chapped lips

"if that bitch got chapped lips, call it a sandjob!"
--hard as a villain, mc shazam and dj $^2

by luckyquarter July 10, 2010

sandjob

just like a handjob but with sand paper.

we went to a carpender's workshop, and both got sandjobs. even worse, i already had herpes.

by barry14 March 28, 2007