stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)

Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse

stan twitter’s white boy of the month by illumithottie December 4, 2018

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Dream Stan Syndrome

When a group of people, or a mass of people, build a cult of personality around one person and think that person can't do anything wrong.

Person1: Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong!
Person2: Wow, it sounds like you have a serious case of Dream Stan Syndrome!

Dream Stan Syndrome by vocal percussion February 11, 2021

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Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.

Stan Smith by LiberalDestroyer007 August 15, 2018

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ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

A fictional country. Herman Cain, a Republican Party presidential candidate doesn't know who it's president is.

Herman Cain doesn't know the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan by vamz November 4, 2011

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