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sly stallonin' 

To talk out the side of your mouth, usually when bitching about someone within eyesight.
That little cissy was in my ear, sly stallonin' bout you again.
sly stallonin' by Beyta May 29, 2007

stalloned 

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.
you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.
stalloned by robot_ January 22, 2006

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)
I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.
Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

Stallone's Law 

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."
Stallone's Law by Dr, No. April 17, 2010

Hungry Stallone 

When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.
Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.
The act of avoiding someone in a relationship.
This bitch won’t reply to my snaps, why is she stallin?
Stallin by Rob343434 July 4, 2018