stalkery

Very stalker-esque, specifically in ways of the internet. The word stalkery originally refers to the tools on Facebook that make it so that you pretty much know what your friends are doing all the time.

"Oh my god, the new facebook is SUPER stalkery."

"That's a pretty stalkery news feed there, Charlyna."

by Keenum October 21, 2008

Stalkery

This is a word created by Azzyland

There are so many texts of stalkery

by Azzyland _offical August 26, 2020

stalkery

Looking up peoples homes from satelite pictures.

Looking at satelite pictures of peoples homes???? That's stalkery!!!

by Ryan February 16, 2005

Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

Spoti-stalker

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

Screen Stalker

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.

John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.

by Coolcatsarecold May 18, 2010