Stalactshit

A poop hanging from the toilet seat. Suspended over the toilet water. It is a mythical formation; only seen once in the wild. No one knows how it is created and no one dares to ask.

Lane: are you pooping or puking?

I don't know yet.
Oh shit! He made a stalactshit!
May God save us all.

by Stalactshit March 7, 2015