Stalactshit

A poop hanging from the toilet seat. Suspended over the toilet water. It is a mythical formation; only seen once in the wild. No one knows how it is created and no one dares to ask.

Lane: are you pooping or puking?

I don't know yet.
Oh shit! He made a stalactshit!
May God save us all.

by Stalactshit March 6, 2015

Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

by GDSS October 20, 2008

Stalactits

Boobs that hang down to waist-level.

After his weight-loss surgery, his manboobs deflated and became stalactits.

by Leroywaggle June 10, 2013

Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

stalagshite

a fecal structure that forms in port-a-potties and out-houses from repeated defecation where feces deposits pile in a mound like formation that extends upward resembling geologic stalagmite formations formed in limestone caves extending upward from the cave floor.

Pete "Dude! Did you see the stalagshite in the backcountry out-house?!"

Nick "Oh my gosh, dude! The stalagshite was only inches away from touching my junk!"

by joseman25 March 23, 2009

stalactite labyrinth

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

by massivehorse April 27, 2008

stalagshites

naturally occuring, upward pointing, turdiferous deposits, which form in porcelain basins.

urgh, someones left stalagshites!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003