Stairwell-ing

Generally directly translating to: “PEEING MYSELF”

Comes from trying to run down a stairwell while having to go to the bathroom and accidentally pissing yourself, or getting close to doing so.

Usually used in more casual language.

“OH MY LORD BRO IM STAIRWELL-ING 😭😭”

“You so funny dawg I’m bouta stairwell.”

Stairwell-ing by ComedyCrow July 2, 2026

stairwelling 

The act of having an illicit encounter with a hot coworker in the only private place available in the office building: the stairwell. Usually includes fluorescent lighting, strange noises from exposed pipes, and the risk of being discovered by other stairwellers. Can be very romantic despite these characteristics, depending on the parties in attendance.

"Now that we've finished discussing that project, let's move on to more pleasant topics ... I brought some supplies for our stairwelling this afternoon - wine, strawberries, and the Government Code (so our time will still be billable)."

"Sounds good. Which floor would you like to meet on?"

"How about 7, since it is a magical number, and stairwelling with you is sure to be a magical time."

stairwelling by Little Miss Naughty May 31, 2005

Stairwelling 

The act of getting caught giving a blowjob on a stairwell in a public place.

"Did you hear that Jamie and Josh were caught stairwelling by Miss Lawrence?"

"NO! EWWWWW THEY DID THAT!?!?!?! Why couldn't they have done it somewhere else! Why on the stairwell!?!?"

Stairwelling by DrEdition November 10, 2012

Stairwelling

Translates directly to: “PEEING MYSELF”

Bro I can’t I’m literally STAIRWELLING 😭😭😭

Stairwelling by ComedyCrow July 2, 2026