1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.

Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!

Stairwell Inspector by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010

Stairwell Tour

as in "takin' the Stairwell Tour". To become so crunk you make insane assumptions like the hotel doesn't have an elevator (because you can't locate it) so you take the stairwell as the only option.

Sheila: "Dude, where's Amy? We came into the lobby together but I can't find her now!"
Rob: "Well, she tried to get on top of the table at the bar, so...prolly took the Stairwell Tour."
Or "Better check it Willis or you're gonna be takin' the Stairwell Your."

Stairwell Tour by subculturegroupie January 25, 2011

Stairwell strippers

When two People (A+N) go to 3rd base under the stairwell in the school while friends wait for them to finish the job. Especially performed between classes. The act of being obnoxious in school and thinking you have the right to have a guys finger up your pussy in a dirty corner.

Noises come from the corner as his finger plunges deeper into her vaginal trench. The backpacks of the 2 stairwell strippers wait while his grasp upon her ass tightens and the makeout becomes vigorous.

"Good thing u wore a short skirt and a clear thong so the job was short and sweet" said the stairwell stripper as his tongue lead the way towards her tonsils.

Stairwell strippers by shalielie April 21, 2006

stairwell time

To have adventurous and risky sex in the stairwell of a school, building, apartment complex, etc... with the possibility of being caught.

Man I had some crazy ass stairwell time with this chick at work!

stairwell time by Kayla_3232 January 6, 2008

Stairwell Effect

When you are at a party/gathering/school/any situation you are interacting with other people, and someone insults you and you just stand there and can't think of anything to say back, but then when you walk away you think of the perfect comeback.

Person A: *Insults person B*
Person B: Pathetically stands there trying to say something then walks away.
Person B:(while walking away) *Thinks shit, now i know what i should have said, stupid Stairwell Effect*

Stairwell Effect by gahe July 11, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026