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stairwelling 

The act of having an illicit encounter with a hot coworker in the only private place available in the office building: the stairwell. Usually includes fluorescent lighting, strange noises from exposed pipes, and the risk of being discovered by other stairwellers. Can be very romantic despite these characteristics, depending on the parties in attendance.
"Now that we've finished discussing that project, let's move on to more pleasant topics ... I brought some supplies for our stairwelling this afternoon - wine, strawberries, and the Government Code (so our time will still be billable)."

"Sounds good. Which floor would you like to meet on?"

"How about 7, since it is a magical number, and stairwelling with you is sure to be a magical time."
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Stairwelling 

The act of getting caught giving a blowjob on a stairwell in a public place.
"Did you hear that Jamie and Josh were caught stairwelling by Miss Lawrence?"

"NO! EWWWWW THEY DID THAT!?!?!?! Why couldn't they have done it somewhere else! Why on the stairwell!?!?"
Stairwelling by DrEdition November 10, 2012

Stairwelling

Translates directly to: “PEEING MYSELF
Bro I can’t I’m literally STAIRWELLING 😭😭😭
Stairwelling by ComedyCrow July 2, 2026

stairfalling 

Tripping over roller skates may cause stairfalling.
stairfalling by 5'11"Racer October 30, 2006

Stairwellian 

The clinically insane inhabitants of a Stairwell, hell bent on chaos, anarchy, and the pursuit of Root beer.

Founded in 2003 at a Bear Creek High school, the Stairwellians main habitat is in a Stairwell. They strive to be different, with a passion like no other. They may be a friendly grouping of clinically insane people, but if upset with there surroundings they may perform a ritual known only as a Stairwellian Rebellian. The daily lives of a Stairwellian is to meet in the morning outside there stairwell, then proceeding to salute and hug each other they proceed to be late for class. The Stairwellians meet once again at lunch period where they talk and discuss various events during the day. Once again after proceeding to class late, they meet outside the stairwell at the conclusion to the day and bid there farewells. The ideal food for a Stairwellian is raw cookie dough and root beer, also an occasional Hump Day Buffet. Please be forewarned when approaching a Stairwellian, for there is a high probability of being hugged and/or licked.
Oh my, there goes one of those Stairwellians.

The Kid's in the stairwell, there the stairwellians.
Stairwellian by CrimsonBlood March 6, 2005

Stairwellian Rebellian 

A peaceful and ridiculous rebellion designed to flaunt the Stairwellian's individuality to any authority figures present, by employing ties, magic markers, and large quantities of newspaper hats.

When the Stairwellians are dissatisfied with their current situation (and this can range from eviction notices to monotony) they will rebel. This is referred to as a 'Stairwellian Rebellian'. In which a massing of Stairwellians and Stairwellian sympathizers gather. Newspaper hats are provided, toting various messages such as 'Fight the System', 'Viva La Revolution!' or 'A plague on both your houses!' Other markings on the hats may include paper feathers, usually worn by the ringleaders of the rebellion. These feathers are a special honor and dignify respect from all.

Among the Stairwellian Sympathizers are many of the staff members, who both respect and enjoy the company of these refreshing minors. However this can not be said of all the staff, as some choose to view them as delinquents, and will attempt to usurp their habitat at every available opportunity.

Please note the spelling of Rebellian has been changed to match the word spelling of Stairwellian
Grab your hats ladies and gentlemen, its another Stairwellian Rebellian

Stairwell-ing

Generally directly translating to: “PEEING MYSELF”

Comes from trying to run down a stairwell while having to go to the bathroom and accidentally pissing yourself, or getting close to doing so.

Usually used in more casual language.
“OH MY LORD BRO IM STAIRWELL-ING 😭😭”

“You so funny dawg I’m bouta stairwell.”
Stairwell-ing by ComedyCrow July 2, 2026
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