Stabman 

A Name tag that gets banned if your called Nathan.

Stabman aka to Stab a man in FFXIV

Stabman by anonymous September 14, 2020

Stamanese 

A language used by dancers from Stamaland.

Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen

Stamanese by babyonetime June 23, 2010

Stabmonton 

An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar.

"I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."

Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up.

Stabmonton by Stabber Delatour April 4, 2009

starman

Noun.

1. A person of great, mind-blowing wisdom. Usually reserved and reluctant to speak.
2. A hoopy frood.

Taken from the David Bowie song 'Starman'.

"There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile."

You ever talk philosophy with Jack? That guy's a total starman.

starman by JackieKnight December 23, 2011

Statman 

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.

Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.

Statman by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010

lomfani staban

A word for calling people gay in South Africa.

The man was putting on make-up, I said, " lomfani staban."

lomfani staban by Mikaeel Daraot December 2, 2016

Stabhand 

A drinking game incorporating the elements of a table knife games. Each person does one stab between each fingers, one row per turn (One row = between all 5 fingers). Next round is One row and back. And then it continues back on forth, increasing the times you go back over with the knife by one row each turn. Every time you hit your finger, you have to take a shot of hard liquor (nothing under 25% Alc./vol.), then next turn you re-try the same amount of rows.

-First to 10, 20, 30 or however many rows you want to set for a goal wins.

-Not a game for pussies or anyone afraid of being cut. -Reasonable strength and speed must be kept, regardless of intoxication.
-Stitches or medical attention must wait until game completion.
-Any reasonable knife works. 5-8 inches works best. I find steak knifes are the best. (Not too sharp or dull.)

My hand is so fucked up from playing Stabhand last night.

Stabhand by Nihilist_Justin November 18, 2009