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When you keep a roledex of people you can hookup with at any moment. OR when you keep a roledex of random sex acts you could perform at any moment.
Wow, she went all Stagman on that shit. A menu of man panthers ready for banging.
stagman by Bexolater3000 March 7, 2018
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Stamanese 

A language used by dancers from Stamaland.
Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen
Stamanese by babyonetime June 23, 2010
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Noun.

1. A person of great, mind-blowing wisdom. Usually reserved and reluctant to speak.
2. A hoopy frood.

Taken from the David Bowie song 'Starman'.

"There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile."
You ever talk philosophy with Jack? That guy's a total starman.
starman by JackieKnight December 23, 2011
One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.
Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
Statman by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010
The name Stegman derives from the German word 'steg' meaning 'footpath'. Stegmans are travelers who never give up. They seek paths in places where supposedly no path exists. You can trust a Stegman to get you through just about anything.
Stegmans are the best!
Stegman by islandchick February 5, 2010
A colloquial Australian term. Same as Hobo in USA. Someone who wanders from place to place working for his tucker, whose possessions fit into his swag (Ofttimes his blanket tied by the corners and slung over his shoulder on a stick) The song Waltzing Matilda was written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but this is not the norm for the Swagman., He was a traveler, for whatever reason.
Walzting Matilda was a song written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but, although the most famous reference it certainly was not the norm for the Swagman.
Swagman by Drumdancer April 11, 2013

Stagnant 

Unchanging state.
Being stuck in the same situation.
Not moving on.
Antagonizing, worsening, not getting over a situation. see dramify
Move on, stop remaining stagnant.

Get over it, get on with your life!

Why are you continuing this issue of sports illustrated magazines? Haven't you heard of

ipad and tablets?

No, Brian Urlacher will not be returning, get over it.
Stagnant by Fwords22 March 21, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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