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When you keep a roledex of people you can hookup with at any moment. OR when you keep a roledex of random sex acts you could perform at any moment.
Wow, she went all Stagman on that shit. A menu of man panthers ready for banging.
stagman by Bexolater3000 March 7, 2018
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Stamanese 

A language used by dancers from Stamaland.
Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen
Stamanese by babyonetime June 23, 2010
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Noun.

1. A person of great, mind-blowing wisdom. Usually reserved and reluctant to speak.
2. A hoopy frood.

Taken from the David Bowie song 'Starman'.

"There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile."
You ever talk philosophy with Jack? That guy's a total starman.
starman by JackieKnight December 23, 2011
One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.
Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
Statman by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010
The name Stegman derives from the German word 'steg' meaning 'footpath'. Stegmans are travelers who never give up. They seek paths in places where supposedly no path exists. You can trust a Stegman to get you through just about anything.
Stegmans are the best!
Stegman by islandchick February 5, 2010
A colloquial Australian term. Same as Hobo in USA. Someone who wanders from place to place working for his tucker, whose possessions fit into his swag (Ofttimes his blanket tied by the corners and slung over his shoulder on a stick) The song Waltzing Matilda was written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but this is not the norm for the Swagman., He was a traveler, for whatever reason.
Walzting Matilda was a song written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but, although the most famous reference it certainly was not the norm for the Swagman.
Swagman by Drumdancer April 11, 2013

Stagnant 

Unchanging state.
Being stuck in the same situation.
Not moving on.
Antagonizing, worsening, not getting over a situation. see dramify
Move on, stop remaining stagnant.

Get over it, get on with your life!

Why are you continuing this issue of sports illustrated magazines? Haven't you heard of

ipad and tablets?

No, Brian Urlacher will not be returning, get over it.
Stagnant by Fwords22 March 21, 2013
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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