The town for growing up, the town for chavvy year youts to "chill" at Paragon Park and get picked up by BTEC nonces driving around playing Nines or Bugzy malone. The story of this town goes on further, may I mention the park and ride. Yes! A great addition for the Middle class to get a family bus to Cambridge to go punting. That's the only daytime.... 8pm onwards the £1 parking fee is written off for the evening so up come forth the Barry boy drivers in there 15 year old Vauxhall Corsas to go drifting around the wide open space and causing absolute chaos, they're hard! Ever thinking about coming to St Ives now..... DON'T, the box is shut!
Let's go to StIves for a day out.... it doesn't happen
St Ives High is a high school runover by eshlads, eshays and adlays alike, everybody likes to hit a fat stig in the bathroom then make out with each other.
- bongwater hits 420
oh wow, St Ives High School is fucking garbage even Mr Watson can nevercatch us stigging!!111!
St ives high school is a school who likes to spend the government funding on sandstone bricks instead of using it to get some fucking better utilities
Construction worker: "Hey for the school should we use the funding from the government to make the bathrooms not smell like absolute shit?"
Mr Watson: "NO, get more sandstone bricks."
Construction worker: "But we could use that funding for..."
Mr Watson: "We need more sandstone bricks."
St ives high school also has a bunch of faggots ripping stigs in the bathroom
St ives high school:
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"
Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SANDSTONE BRICKS as you can"
The combination of all the STDs from all over the world. The STD of Stives is found in the village (everyone takes turns) vagina of Jess. It can be caught in the boys restroom where severaldicks are shoved into the orange saggy vagina. The symptoms of this STD, is your skin turns orange like a ompa-lumpa and you start to talk in a manly voice like savanna.
Dude I justcame out of the restroom now my skin is turning orange I look like a fucking ompa-lumpa! Holy shit I must have caught Stives!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*