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A Place in the South of Cornwall which is full of people with Aids.
" Are you from St.Aides"
"Yes, Its St.Ives"
"Are you riddled with Aids"
"No"
"Liar!"
St.Ives by Rhiannon Heather February 13, 2008
Words you can keep
The town for growing up, the town for chavvy year youts to "chill" at Paragon Park and get picked up by BTEC nonces driving around playing Nines or Bugzy malone. The story of this town goes on further, may I mention the park and ride. Yes! A great addition for the Middle class to get a family bus to Cambridge to go punting. That's the only daytime.... 8pm onwards the £1 parking fee is written off for the evening so up come forth the Barry boy drivers in there 15 year old Vauxhall Corsas to go drifting around the wide open space and causing absolute chaos, they're hard! Ever thinking about coming to St Ives now..... DON'T, the box is shut!
Let's go to St Ives for a day out.... it doesn't happen
St Ives by Anonymoooooos June 6, 2017
A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.
St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets
St Ives by smitho111 October 1, 2023

St Ives High School

St Ives High is a high school runover by eshlads, eshays and adlays alike, everybody likes to hit a fat stig in the bathroom then make out with each other.

- bongwater hits 420
oh wow, St Ives High School is fucking garbage even Mr Watson can never catch us stigging!!111!

St ives High School

St ives high school is a school who likes to spend the government funding on sandstone bricks instead of using it to get some fucking better utilities
Construction worker: "Hey for the school should we use the funding from the government to make the bathrooms not smell like absolute shit?"
Mr Watson: "NO, get more sandstone bricks."

Construction worker: "But we could use that funding for..."
Mr Watson: "We need more sandstone bricks."
St ives high school also has a bunch of faggots ripping stigs in the bathroom
St ives High School by Mr Watson February 8, 2022

St ives High School

A school who uses the government's funds for sandstone bricks.
St ives high school:
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"

Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SAND STONE BRICKS as you can"
St ives High School by Mr Watson February 8, 2022
The combination of all the STDs from all over the world. The STD of Stives is found in the village (everyone takes turns) vagina of Jess. It can be caught in the boys restroom where severaldicks are shoved into the orange saggy vagina. The symptoms of this STD, is your skin turns orange like a ompa-lumpa and you start to talk in a manly voice like savanna.
Dude I just came out of the restroom now my skin is turning orange I look like a fucking ompa-lumpa! Holy shit I must have caught Stives!
Stives by liljkilla December 28, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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