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Stives

The combination of all the STDs from all over the world. The STD of Stives is found in the village (everyone takes turns) vagina of Jess. It can be caught in the boys restroom where severaldicks are shoved into the orange saggy vagina. The symptoms of this STD, is your skin turns orange like a ompa-lumpa and you start to talk in a manly voice like savanna.
Dude I just came out of the restroom now my skin is turning orange I look like a fucking ompa-lumpa! Holy shit I must have caught Stives!
by liljkilla December 28, 2007
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stiven theory

stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.

Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.

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by isthismypseudonym? February 1, 2009
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Stiles

He is kind, smart, funny, sarcastic , and everything you could possibly want in a person. Not only did he save his best friends but, he saved THE ENTIRE TOWN! Not to mention the fact that he is hot as hell!! He is a loveable dork who will definitely win your heart! And he is played by the to perfect for this world actor Dylan O'Brien
I wish I had someone like stiles...
by Damn_Daniel117 May 30, 2016
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Stiles Stilinski

Hot and nerdy best friend of the main character, Scott Mcall, in the TV show "Teen Wolf". Hilariously sarcastic and one of the best characters on the show. (PLAYED BY DYLAN O'BRIEN)
Scott: "Stiles... if you have it, we'll do something. I'll do something."

Stiles: *cries and hugs bff*

We all <3 Stiles Stilinski!!
by P5YCH0P4TH June 24, 2016
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stilesexual

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.
Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual
by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020
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stivered

When the person assigning you the task expects something but does not give you specific enough instruction to meet their expectations.
Dude we got so stivered on this assignment.
by 3NV1R03NGG October 18, 2010
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Stiles

The type of guy you just love forever. A Stiles just wants things to be ok for everybody and does everything to try to make that true. Amazing boyfriend material and could probably get any chick he'd ever want. Might get into some shit he probably shouldn't but he's never a fuckboi. Might not be the pasty white boy some of y'all are thinking of
"Damn that dude is a stiles...all good looking and friendly and shit"
by m0th3rdeare$t November 24, 2016
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