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The combination of all the STDs from all over the world. The STD of Stives is found in the village (everyone takes turns) vagina of Jess. It can be caught in the boys restroom where severaldicks are shoved into the orange saggy vagina. The symptoms of this STD, is your skin turns orange like a ompa-lumpa and you start to talk in a manly voice like savanna.
Dude I just came out of the restroom now my skin is turning orange I look like a fucking ompa-lumpa! Holy shit I must have caught Stives!
Stives by liljkilla December 28, 2007
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stiven theory 

stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.

Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.

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stiven theory by isthismypseudonym? February 1, 2009
He is kind, smart, funny, sarcastic , and everything you could possibly want in a person. Not only did he save his best friends but, he saved THE ENTIRE TOWN! Not to mention the fact that he is hot as hell!! He is a loveable dork who will definitely win your heart! And he is played by the to perfect for this world actor Dylan O'Brien
I wish I had someone like stiles...
Stiles by Damn_Daniel117 May 30, 2016

Stiles Stilinski 

Hot and nerdy best friend of the main character, Scott Mcall, in the TV show "Teen Wolf". Hilariously sarcastic and one of the best characters on the show. (PLAYED BY DYLAN O'BRIEN)
Scott: "Stiles... if you have it, we'll do something. I'll do something."

Stiles: *cries and hugs bff*

We all <3 Stiles Stilinski!!
Stiles Stilinski by P5YCH0P4TH June 24, 2016

stilesexual 

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.
Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual
stilesexual by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

stivered 

When the person assigning you the task expects something but does not give you specific enough instruction to meet their expectations.
Dude we got so stivered on this assignment.
stivered by 3NV1R03NGG October 18, 2010
The type of guy you just love forever. A Stiles just wants things to be ok for everybody and does everything to try to make that true. Amazing boyfriend material and could probably get any chick he'd ever want. Might get into some shit he probably shouldn't but he's never a fuckboi. Might not be the pasty white boy some of y'all are thinking of
"Damn that dude is a stiles...all good looking and friendly and shit"
Stiles by m0th3rdeare$t November 24, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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