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St. Pete 

Not to be confused with St. Peter, St. Pete is the Patron Saint of Death Wishes. Invoked in situations where a swift and merciful (or protracted and painful; dealer's choice) death is preferred to dealing with a given situation.
"Bless me, Pete."
"Visit St. Pete's blessings upon me."
"Ah fuck...I have work tomorrow. Find me, Pete."
St. Pete by Bish0plulz November 29, 2018
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St. Pete 

Better than lame ass Tampa.
We pretty much have the sickest shows.
And our traffic isn't always backed up.

Made up of North and South side.
North: Where the rich white people live and where we get fucked up every weekend and try not to get caught.

South:Ghetto black people that live in trap houses and have a million kids running around shooting people and robbing stores. Always crack whores walking down 34th street south by Ghetto Gibbs high.
Bro, you better stay away from the south side St. Pete unless you want to get jumped then shot.

St. Pete. High 

A high school in St. Petersburg, Florida. It is the oldest High School in St. Petersburg and has an IB program. The main building was finished in 1898 and the first graduating class was c/o 1901. It was heralded as the finest school building in the South, with a stage like the greatest theaters in the world.

The abundance of retirees in Florida has caused the state budget to focus away from public education, especially in the past fifty years, and the campaign to "Give the Devil his Due" is now underway, raising money for this fine highschool.

It now consists of not only the main building, but the Bell Science Building, the Social Studies and Media Building, the band building, the gymnasium and the cafeteria. Athletic fields are to the west. The main building, the oldest of them all is widely considered the most beautiful from an architectual standpoint. It is of a Spanish style and was designed by William B. Ittner.
My grandfather attended St. Pete. High, My father attended St. Pete. High. I currently attend St. Pete. High and goddangit, my kids will too.

__Alma Mater__
Ol' St. Pete. High,
How proudly we honor and praise you,
Time will not change you,
Your spirit will never die!
We're here to boost you,
In classroom and gridiron and field too!
You are to us our own,
Our wonderful St. Pete. High!
St. Pete. High by c/o 2006 December 24, 2005

St. Pete High 

A school, not like any other school. This school is the first school in Florida to have the I.B. program. A program, which, super smart kids go to so that they can be better than everyone else. Over 50% of the I.B. population is Asian, this is because Asians are smarter than the white and black folk, unless you are French. An interesting fact of the students of the I.B. is that 1/4 of them consider suicide from the work and stress overload, testimonies have stated that children can possibly get over 9 hours of school work a day. Of this 25% of students contemplating suicide, about half of them go through with it, so they don't have to go through the hassle of completing high school.

St. Pete High School was founded by the all famous, Ponce De Leon during his early explorations. This is where the Spanish architecture came from. Also, after Leon founded and supported the school, he left for Cuba. Weeks later, he got a message that students were killing themselves from the work overload. Leon, realizing what he created and how many lives he may take, killed himself in 1521.

But once you overlook the sad history of the school, you will feel proud if you can make it through, your life will be successful, but since all your friends killed themselves, guess you won't have anyone to boast about your paycheck to.
My friend Eric got to Junior year at St. Pete High then killed himself. Jamie almost made it through St. Pete High, but killed herself right before the Senior I.B. exams. I got through the damn school and have my own plantation.
St. Pete High by McGoggles September 29, 2008

St. Pete Catholic

n. The greatest high school ever. Formerly headed by the one and only Pappa Lou, and now under the adored Serio. The elitest of all the Salesian schools, and the pride and joy of Don Bosco himself.

Also home to the most amazing ladies ever. See Donny B's Homegirls
St. Pete Catholic would have been Jesus' high school, had He lived now.
St. Pete Catholic by Brock April 7, 2005

St. Pete High 

A school, not like any other school. This school is the first school in Florida to have the I.B. program. A program, which, super smart kids go to so that they can be better than everyone else. Over 50% of the I.B. population is Asian, this is because Asians are smarter than the white and black folk, unless you are French. An interesting fact of the students of the I.B. is that 1/4 of them consider suicide from the work and stress overload, testimonies have stated that children can possibly get over 9 hours of school work a day. Of this 25% of students contemplating suicide, about half of them go through with it, so they don't have to go through the hassle of completing high school.

St. Pete High School was founded by the all famous, Ponce De Leon during his early explorations. This is where the Spanish architecture came from. Also, after Leon founded and supported the school, he left for Cuba. Weeks later, he got a message that students were killing themselves from the work overload. Leon, realizing what he created and how many lives he may take, killed himself in 1521.

But once you overlook the sad history of the school, you will feel proud if you can make it through, your life will be successful, but since all your friends killed themselves, guess you won't have anyone to boast about your paycheck to.
My friend Eric got to Junior year in St. Pete High then killed himself. Jamie almost made it through St. Pete High, but killed herself right before the Senior I.B. exams. I got through the damn school and own my own plantation.
St. Pete High by McGoggles September 28, 2008

st pete squirrel 

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.
maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.
st pete squirrel by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006
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