Not to be confused with St. Peter, St. Pete is the Patron Saint of Death Wishes. Invoked in situations where a swift and merciful (or protracted and painful; dealer's choice) death is preferred to dealing with a given situation.
"Bless me, Pete."
"Visit St. Pete's blessings upon me."
"Ah fuck...I have work tomorrow. Find me, Pete."
"Visit St. Pete's blessings upon me."
"Ah fuck...I have work tomorrow. Find me, Pete."
by Bish0plulz November 29, 2018