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St Paul’s academy 

A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.
Bob:What school do yu go?

John:St paul’s academy

Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣

Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe

John: you man are just being dickheads

Bob: how?

Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school

Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂

John: you man are just waffling now
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St Pauls Academy 

St Pauls Academy is prison run by Ms Malone in her attempt to brainwash teenagers. It’s located in Abbey Wood. 0/10, wouldn’t come again.
St Pauls Academy? Don’t you mean that one wildlife Exhibit?

st pauls academy 

Some shit school located in south east london Abbey wood, full of horny boys and jbags
Do you go to st pauls academy? Ran by that witch Ms Malone
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
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