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st.augustine 

Most boring town eveer!!!!
theres nothing to do here accept hang downtown and cuse out tourists
Girl:so were do you live?
Guy:oh in st.augustine
Girl:Were the fuck is that?
st.augustine by MaddMuffin October 25, 2008

St Augustine's Syndrome 

The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.

WHY IT'S BAD

With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.

Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.
A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.

St.Augustine CHS

A school located in the most Asian place on earth, Markham. A place where Asian do drugs, but we have half nerds half Autistic. The school has been taken over by Asians, and we only speak chinglish. Math is our #1, but our average is around 70%. We are better than any other school in Markham, The Nerds goes to Harvard, and The Autistic cant even finish grade 9. we have the useless program in the world, is called laptop program. which is full of chinks and like 0.000001% white.
ALLAH: Why is there Egyptians in St.Augustine CHS?
AKUBAR: IDK, we hav to eliminate all the chinks by bombing them.

St.augustine high 

A school full of a bunch of furries. Crap, well most of it is short faggots with big cocks and good at sports. All the girls here are hoes so don’t try nothing with them. We beat everyone in sports and cock sizes. A bunch of dirty faggots in daddy’s money.
What school you go to?
St.Augustine high.
Well, I guess your a bitch.
St.augustine high by ClappedShitbox February 2, 2022

st augustine secondary school 

these girls are hoes some of these gyal have the whole of form 1 block on lockdown the football team does run through these gyal like is they hobby
Amari: Aye look caileigh with justin
Jashon: Ent she was now with Christian
Jeremiah: Yea she isa st augustine secondary school gyal

St Augustine CHS

Really really racist and has the same logo as the Ku Klux Klan
“You go to St Augustine CHS, damn bro they’re really really racist and they have the same logo as the Ku Klux Klan