Squishy Fish

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A flabby, foul-smelling vagina

I wandered south of her navel and found she was displaying a disgusting squishy fish.

Squishy Fish by anonymous June 12, 2016

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squishy fishy

A really fat, smelly vagina.

Dude: How was she?

Brosif: Dude, she sucked. My fingers smell.

Dude: Eww.. hella squishy fishy.

squishy fishy by Kizy January 12, 2009

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Squishy Fishy

The best gamer/hacker in the world. Known for dominating games of splix.io. you will often see him in first place

dang Squishy Fishy is still in first place!

Squishy Fishy by The Real SquishyFishy March 14, 2017

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Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.

Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.

Fish Squish by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

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Squish a Fish

1. proper n.--An unsuccessful idea for a child's story. Not to be confused with "Squish THE Fish," a flash animation program on the web put out by the Chicago Shedd's Aquarium.

2. v. phrase--To give a bear hug to somebody, especially someone who is very young, and especially if they were just recently in a swimming pool.

"Come on, Beck, I wanna Squish a Fish!"
"No! I'm not a fish; and you crushed my ribs the last time!"

Squish a Fish by ObscuredOne November 18, 2006

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squish the fish

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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