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Squirty Cream 

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream
Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
Squirty Cream by Squirtycream September 19, 2020
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Squirty Cream 

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.
Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.
Squirty Cream by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021

Squirty Cream 

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.
By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

Creamy Squirt 

Its like a man's sperm, but for a girl.
"Her creamy squirting made me horny"

Creampie Squirt 

The invisible happy fap bubble!
Creampie Squirt buddy. Creampie Fap.
Creampie Squirt by EddieBrock5 March 19, 2024
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