Squimer

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(N.) a guy who squirms around and screams whenever he busts a nut

“I was with a guy last night, but it turns out that he was a squimer”
“Yikes”

Squimer by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

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Squier

Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.

Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.

Squier by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005

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Squimer • Squiter • squiver • Squier • squamer • squiber • Squider • Squierl • squierrltrill • Squiger

chode squime

when you squime shot ten metres in the air outta your chode.

"wow that guy looks god todoy."
"wowsers maybe he had a chode squime."

chode squime by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

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squiter bites

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.

This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.

squiter bites by DrapeMasterD May 29, 2008

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squime

what the funk do you think it is

"Im gonna spray hot squime all over your mum, and shes gonna like it!"

squime by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

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Bitch-squiler

A friend or classmate who, to the dislike of others, strongly states his opinion.

Will: Gay men should have the right to change in the locker room.

friend: Will, you're such a bitch-squiler

Bitch-squiler by John Green Lover August 8, 2010

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Squider

The squider is a superior organism, a cross between a Squirrel and a Spider.

Ooh I love Squiders

Squider by Ameliarr June 11, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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