Squem

vaginal fluid.

my knickers are full of "squem"
I kissed her and she "squemed"
Do me now I'm all "squemy"

by Lupe February 10, 2004

Squeme

A person who is an annoying short scheme, the word combines the two words squirt (for the short annoying part) and the word scheme (for the obvious scheme part). You do not want to be a squeme.

Yo the kid nick is a total squeme, he's so short and annoying and is a total scheme.

by dawordwizard August 3, 2011