Squat Job 

Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.

1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!

Squat Job by krho November 11, 2009

Squat Job 

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

Squat Job by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010

moranic squat job 

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

moranic squat job by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

squab job 

Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises

She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird

squab job by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015

Squak Job 

A term used in Saints Row 2 in which you play the insurance fraud mini game in which you jump on top of somebody's car and rub your body all over the persons car

We only need a few more points quick give that car a quick Squak job

Squak Job by saints row fan December 3, 2010

Singapore Squatjob 

The act of a woman squatting onto a guy's face, and pooping on his face, and then rubbing her vagina on said poop, all while she gives him a handjob.

Aw man, that bitch totally gave me the best Singapore Squatjob last night, best one I've gotten yet.

Singapore Squatjob by The Squatjob Expert July 19, 2009