When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

Squashed Rat by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

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Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

Squashed Squirrel by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

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Skittle Squasher

A female who damages her sexual partner's genitalia, specifically the testicular region, through overenthusiastic thrusting of the pelvis. This female is usually on top.

Yeah, poor guy, his girlfriend is such a skittle squasher.

Skittle Squasher by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010

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delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

delusion squasher by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

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