Squamtch
A very squishy blob, similar to that of a blob fish. Residing in squamtch land, squamtches are very kind, sometimes called squelches
Squamtch by Notasqumch July 4, 2021
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squatch taco
The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.
Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
squatch taco by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016
Squatchcock
Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.
balls stank nasty
balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
Squatchcock by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016
pappin the squatch
I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
pappin the squatch by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007
Squatch
The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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