Squaduch 

Zero, zill, nothing. To produce less then anticipated. May also have factors that deny you from reaching your product.

I got squaduch in my checking account.

I was going to go on a trip, but my plans were squaduched by my aunt.

Squaduch by M Team November 19, 2010

Squabuche 

The crusty remnants of a night of dirty raw dogging sex left on the post coidal area and the fasinaty there in and around. (fuck stain)

My room mate came home and noticed the squabuche I left on the kitchen counter from last night

Squabuche by Four cocksmiths May 24, 2010

squadouche 

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

squadouche by Big Cali December 10, 2006

squadouche 

Nothing; nothing of value.

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.

squadouche by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008

Squadouche 

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

Squadouche by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009

Squadouche 

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

Squadouche by kristy1076 January 30, 2009

squadouche 

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

squadouche by ssi_bulldawg December 1, 2007