Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020

Meat Squad

The members of a sports team used to get the starting players ready for the game. Also refers to second string or third string players. Used primarily in Football or Rugby to describe the second team or third team members who take the beatings in practices, but never get the glory on game day.

Rudy is one of the best players on the Meat Squad.

by Rudy R. April 6, 2006

Meat Squad

Members who participate in the consumption of meats at a celebration or festival.

The meat squad consumed courses of chicken, ribs, burgers, satays, lobster and tuna at the "Meat Fest".

by Oaxaca Boy June 3, 2009

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles

Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit

by Dankpurpledrank February 2, 2023

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Angry squadmate

When you cum on a friends controller mid game of battlefield.

"What the Fuck Sean, was there any need for the angry squadmate there. It's in my fucking hair!"

by Shuffs655m April 19, 2018