4 definitions by ryen

scuzzard

a dirty looking molester type man over 40 whos hands are permanently cupped in masturbation mode

the scuzzard masturbates and farts simultaneously

by ryen March 12, 2003

Google scale

A way in which to define the popularity of something, based on how much somebody pays you.

She may be a bitch, but she buys me lots of stuff, so she's a 9 on my google scale!

by ryen November 5, 2004

gaysian

a gay asian

why cant i meet a nice gaysian and settle down?

by ryen March 12, 2003

Random

a stranger. something unfamiliar

so where did you meet this random?

by ryen March 12, 2003