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A slimy little teat of a human, born 12 months premature with extensive megalomania
Christ that Sasha is a fucking foetues!!
A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.
What is wrong with Jos's stomach? It looks like she has a foetus growing out of it.
Foetus by Dancin Boy October 10, 2008
Our Friend Chris Hodgkinson (a.k.a Pissed Chris). He's the youngest one of the group. with a balding hair line with a pint in his hand.
Many sotries related include: falling in a ditch, hugging lamposts, and sleeping in his own vomit!
'you coming pub, foetus?' * Falls in a ditch*
Foetus by Chimp + Greeny February 4, 2005

foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.
Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"

foetus face 

This is a rare term used to mock/describe a male who has not devloped any signs of facial hair even though they have hit puberty.
Wow look at Justin Beiber he's got a bit of a foetus face.
-OR-
Look at that 18 year old he's still got a bit of a foetus face.
foetus face by catskins-atkins March 31, 2011

Ash foetus 

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!
Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!
Ash foetus by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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