Spunklet

The one that shouldn't have but made it through the condom. He/she is the person you don't want to be associated with. They don't have a job and spend most of their time in online forums trolling or playing fortnite with pre-teens.

Maybe if you weren't a spunklet you'd be someone useful.

My dad called me a spunklet. I cried.

by Nukkin June 26, 2019

Spunkler

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

spinkleton

A under-ground rock band named "Spinkleton"

"Have you heard the new spinkleton album?"

"Hell yeah! I love it!"

by ash038 June 3, 2022

Spungletrumpet

n. (slang)

Penis. Etymologically related to spungle.
Mostly heard when referring to mundane uses of the penis, or when ridiculing others.

Rarely used in medical references or textbooks nowadays.

"Ouch! I appear to have trapped my spungletrumpet in my fly zip."

"His spungletrumpet wasn't really worth a second look, Mum"

by Spungletrumpet April 1, 2010

spunkled

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

spunkle

Name given to that extra special uncle, the type of uncle who likes helping out at bath time.

Gary glitter is my spunkle. I didn't want to be in his gang, i just didn't have a choice.

by Mr Peeeeee March 9, 2010

spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

by Dimox January 25, 2018