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Spunk Hunt

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.
by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004
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spunkhunter

Woman or man, desperately wanting to 'receive' semen.
The pub was full of spunkhunters again!
by jormeidt April 6, 2007
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Spunkmunter

A person who generally takes the piss out of everything and everyone.
Did you see that girl, what a Spunkmunter!
by TheFamilyGuy December 5, 2011
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spunkbunt

When you have a apple and chuck it at a man’s balls at Mach 5 because he was fathering your wives kid
“I spunkbunted Dave because I found out the kid was his”
by Burglar’s wife March 5, 2025
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