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Spuffles

The stray cat outside ur windows... he was visited by the fairy god cat and will somehow show up in ur group chats... he can type. Don’t mess with this pussy cat REOW
“Oml is that MR SPUFFLES? I cAnt Believe! I didn’t think he existed! But here he is at my window!!!!”
by MR SPUFFLES❤️ July 4, 2019
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Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.
by MJM1985 April 4, 2020
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Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.
by street whizard April 8, 2009
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Spuffle

UK Old Norfolk saying = meaning to talk a lot, or to talk with self importance or pompously.
“He do spuffle, dunt he?”
by Ned2010 September 19, 2010
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shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall
Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica
by v8gaz May 27, 2009
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spufflette

Female receiver of spuff, generally used as a term of endearment.
I love you my little spufflette.
by spufflette January 2, 2009
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Scuffles

Hey baby, put your scuffles on and get in here.
by Jeffery Turbo December 3, 2019
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