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stuffles by The Foolish One August 18, 2016
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Shuffles deck, draws card
Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social [justice warrior], complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
Shuffles deck, draws card by MJM1985 April 4, 2020
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Shuffles Gonzalez
The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
Shuffles Gonzalez by street whizard April 8, 2009
Scared Stiffless
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
Scared Stiffless by squishiefishie October 31, 2018
shuffleshock
The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall
shuffleshock by v8gaz May 27, 2009
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