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Shuffles deck, draws card 

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

Shuffles Gonzalez 

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

stuffies 

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.
i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.
stuffies by stefania-zee January 17, 2008

Scared Stiffless 

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
Scared Stiffless by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

shuffleshock 

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall
Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica
shuffleshock by v8gaz May 27, 2009

Stiffles 

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden
"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....
Stiffles by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006