Sprump 

A sprump is someone who ditches you to play ranked solo/duo instead of playing with the boys

Hey, quit being a sprump, you're ruining the mood

Sprump by Kubbs January 24, 2022

sprump 

While taking a drink, someone says something funny that catches you off guard and you spit your drink out.

After being pounded by bass from the car stereo, I announced, "We are now legally retarded!" and my friend sprumped all over the dashboard.

sprump by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010

scrumptious 

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.

Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!

scrumptious by Babygurl May 5, 2005

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

scrumpdiddlyumptious 

Scrumpdiddlyumptious is used to describe something that tasted just exquisite.

"Wow that juicy worm was scrumpdiddlyumptious"
"These fire ants and nice, crunchy and scrumpdiddlyumptious!"
"Prawn crackers?! Mother you did not go there! They are not scrumpdiddlyumptious!! grrrr"

scrumpdiddlyumptious by phia on fire June 13, 2019