Sproq 

CHEESE

Janine smells like sproq.

Sproq by Olfi01 December 26, 2016

Spronk 

To exceed expectations
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.

(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.

(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.

"Damn'! This cocktail has some spronk! Looks like I'm not driving home tonight."

"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"

"How was your date last night?"

"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"

"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."

"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."

"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"

"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."

Spronk by stonksstonks November 25, 2021

Sprogeldey 

Adjective – describes a state of disorder or disarray – where things are not in the neat orderly state that is expected or desired,

Example of use “the tablecloth is sprogeldey” can be used to describe a crumpled tablecloth, "the drawer is sprogeldey" describes a cluttered, disorganised drawer.

Sprogeldey by catman paulio December 29, 2018

Sproke 

Coca-Cola mixed with Sprite!

"What is your drink?"

"Sproke.."

"I want some!"

Sproke by nice_girl gone bad! February 11, 2010

Seroquel 

It's a potent drug that's prescribed to people with bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, major depressive disorder, insomnia, and anxiety. It doesn't work for everyone. Your doctor will probably prescribe you 25mg to start off with. Warning- it's kind of scary the first time. This isn't like buying some sleeping aids, or taking Benadryl, or Ambien. Give it 30 min to an hour and you're going pass the f out.

For some reason, pill-pushing doctors will tell you that you can take it in the morning and at night. I've been taking it for 10 years and there's no way in hell I'm going to take it during the day. The highest I can go is 200mg. Also, talk to your doctor about prescribing you Lexapro. It's a great antidepressant match for Seroquel and you'll no longer be a demon bitch when you wake up in the mornings, because seroquel makes you a foul and crazed jerk every morning.

HOWEVER.......
Let me tell you WHY I've been on it for 10 years. The bad? Because now my body doesn't know how to sleep without it. But you know what? I DON'T CARE. Why? Cause I am guaranteed a good night's rest every single night of my life. Freaking out about bills? Pass out. Work stressing you out? Pass out. Got dumped and you can't stop freaking the hell out? Pass out. Did a bunch of blow and need to work in the morning? Pass out.

You are GUARANTEED sleep, no matter what the day served you on its shitty platter.
I mean yeah, so I'm groggy in the mornings. But you know what? I slept.

Seroquel saved my damn life...

Seroquel by Cpromiset November 6, 2015

Spronk 

(verb) When you fuck somebody so thoroughly they forget their name and address.

"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"

"I gave her a good spronking"

"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"

Spronk by HighVelocityDeposit November 29, 2021

sprongle 

The act of throwing a bullfrog out a car window at a high speed.

Joe was bored so he went searching for some bullfrogs to sprongle.

"Hey dude, did you sprongle yesterday?" "For sure man, I sprongle all the time!"

sprongle by The_Sprongler420 April 5, 2022