To exceed expectations
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.
(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.
(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.
(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.
(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.
"Damn'! This cocktail has some spronk! Looks like I'm not driving home tonight."
"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"
"How was your date last night?"
"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"
"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."
"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."
"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"
"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."
"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"
"How was your date last night?"
"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"
"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."
"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."
"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"
"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."
by stonksstonks November 26, 2021
"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"
"I gave her a good spronking"
"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"
"I gave her a good spronking"
"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"
by HighVelocityDeposit November 30, 2021
(To spronk) To use facts and logic to totally dominate/outwit/outdo a person in an online or public debate, causing them to delete their posts and possibly their profile out of embarrassment.
(A Spronk) A person who both has good knowledge in a range of subjects and excels at debate. The kind of person that has you leaving popcorn-eating memes in the thread the moment a person challenges them. You love them if they champion your cause and hate them if you inadvertently face off against one.
(To get spronked) To stick your toe into a debate and realise very quickly that you are out of your depth when a Spronk disassembles your argument and leaves you with no option but to hurl abuse and then delete your comments when you realise that other people might screenshot that hot mess for later use.
(A Spronk) A person who both has good knowledge in a range of subjects and excels at debate. The kind of person that has you leaving popcorn-eating memes in the thread the moment a person challenges them. You love them if they champion your cause and hate them if you inadvertently face off against one.
(To get spronked) To stick your toe into a debate and realise very quickly that you are out of your depth when a Spronk disassembles your argument and leaves you with no option but to hurl abuse and then delete your comments when you realise that other people might screenshot that hot mess for later use.
"Holy shit! I saw that debate that went down in the comments section of your post! You absolutely spronked them!"
"Uh oh! Looks like a flat-earther bumped into a Spronk, this is not going to be pretty.
"Um... I think you think you know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that if you take that opinion to someone who actually knows what they're talking about, you are going to get spronked hard!"
"Uh oh! Looks like a flat-earther bumped into a Spronk, this is not going to be pretty.
"Um... I think you think you know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that if you take that opinion to someone who actually knows what they're talking about, you are going to get spronked hard!"
by stonksstonks July 6, 2022
Verb.
Past tense spronked.
When you're trying to grind on someone at the middle school dance, but the school principle is watching so you have to resort to airhumping her from across the middle school gymnasium.
Past tense spronked.
When you're trying to grind on someone at the middle school dance, but the school principle is watching so you have to resort to airhumping her from across the middle school gymnasium.
"I was feeling a bit hot and bothered at the dance, but I could only feel her up through a spronk because the teacher knows my dad. "
by The Thickness Sickness January 30, 2018
The answer is 6 you spronk
by Karteba August 10, 2021
To be banged, smashed, fucked or penetrated in a homosexual way. To have homosexual relations or preform homosexual oral acts.
by Alistair Martin May 26, 2017
To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.
You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*
Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!
You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*
Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!
Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!
You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*
Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!
by MTMS Shooked November 22, 2017