sproing

1. An exclamation between men used to express sexual interest in a third party. (i.e. the "sound" of a sudden erection.)
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.

see also wordboing/word and wordshwing/word

1. Joe: "Whoa, check out that hottie."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."

by C. Seggelin November 7, 2003

sproing

to jump or leap

He sproinged over the wall.

by bob's biatch December 8, 2003

sproing

Something between springing and flexibility.

I can sproing pretty damn high.

by Wildcat Miranda November 20, 2002

sproing

A sprained groin

You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

sproing

The noise made when the button on a woman's top that's just a little too tight explodes away and reveals a lot of cleavage.

*sproing* holy shit her boobs are huge that button put out my eye

by zufield November 12, 2007

Sproing

This is what happens when your horse spooks, jumps, and hops all in one movement for no apparent reason. It is akin to riding a pogo stick that has a bent spring on an oil slicked road.

I was riding my horse, and she did not warm up properly so she sproinged when I asked her to trot.

by TripleERanch July 16, 2020

Sproing

The sound/look of when a man is fully erect and his partner pulls like the man's underwear/boxers straight down to bend his dick downwards and when the underwear/boxers go past the tip, it immediately springs upwards and wobble bounces slightly as a Sproing!

Dude, I was about to get head when she yanked my boxers down and I nearly took out an eye when I sproinged upwards

by Razkal64 May 12, 2024