Sprooty 

A knock off of an object/item or “cheap brand”

Your almond milk is sprooty almond milk. I get this almond milk you should try it.

Sprooty by Whooooooran October 24, 2020

sprootemstold 

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.

"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"

sprootemstold by H43d August 23, 2011

sprooter

An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness

Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter

sprooter by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

sprooting 

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

sprooting by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

Sproot Beer 

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer

Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!

Sproot Beer by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

Spooty 

Adjective: spooty (comparative: spootier, superlative: spootiest)
|ˈspoōpē|

1. (informal) Of very poor quality.

The spooty thing broke.

2. (Informal) Crazy or silly.

The author comes across as a bit spooty.

3. (Informal) Inappropriate or unbefitting.

The spooty things were expensive.


Verb: spoot
|spoōt|

1. euphemism for damn.

Spoot it all, Poppa.


Noun: spoot
|spoōt|

1. something of little value.

His promise is not worth a spoot.


Interjection: spoot
|spoōt|

1. an expression of dismay, concern, or worry; strongly suggesting disapproval or disappointment.

Oh spoot, I seem to have mislaid my keys.
Spoot, Ms. Fuzzywink turned me down again.

2. a sudden cry or remark, esp. expressing surprise or anger.

Spoot, I stubbed my toe on this spooty accordion.

Spooty by TedAKANathan February 18, 2009

Spooty 

A term derived from the Nickelodeon cartoon "The Angry Beavers". Meaning crappy, annoying, stupid, etc.

Oh, spoot!
You spooty flooring inspector!

Spooty by QueenSaiyan January 10, 2004