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sprootemstold 

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.
"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"
sprootemstold by H43d August 23, 2011
Related Words
An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness
Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter
sprooter by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

sprooting 

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.
sprooting by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

Sproot Beer 

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer
Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!
Sproot Beer by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011
Adjective: spooty (comparative: spootier, superlative: spootiest)
|ˈspoōpē|

1. (informal) Of very poor quality.

The spooty thing broke.

2. (Informal) Crazy or silly.

The author comes across as a bit spooty.

3. (Informal) Inappropriate or unbefitting.

The spooty things were expensive.


Verb: spoot
|spoōt|

1. euphemism for damn.

Spoot it all, Poppa.


Noun: spoot
|spoōt|

1. something of little value.

His promise is not worth a spoot.


Interjection: spoot
|spoōt|

1. an expression of dismay, concern, or worry; strongly suggesting disapproval or disappointment.

Oh spoot, I seem to have mislaid my keys.
Spoot, Ms. Fuzzywink turned me down again.

2. a sudden cry or remark, esp. expressing surprise or anger.
Spoot, I stubbed my toe on this spooty accordion.
Spooty by TedAKANathan February 18, 2009
A term derived from the Nickelodeon cartoon "The Angry Beavers". Meaning crappy, annoying, stupid, etc.
Oh, spoot!
You spooty flooring inspector!
Spooty by QueenSaiyan January 10, 2004
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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