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Splooty 

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To be splooted, in a sploot position; limber and weak
The puppies legs lay splooty because it couldn't support itself
Splooty by Polaristic109 January 30, 2021
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splooty tooties 

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A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio
“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”
splooty tooties by Evandm04 August 13, 2023
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Splooty • splooty tooties • sploot • Spooty • slooty • Splooey • Splooter • Slooty Nickel • splootch • Splooting

Sploot 

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When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them
Billie fell asleep while splooting
Sploot by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019
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Slooty Nickel 

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1. noun: A girl who is graded as a 5 on the attractive scale of 1-10 that puts out more than the average girl in order to receive attention despite her low grade.
Aaron: That girl is no better than a 5
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday
Slooty Nickel by Merlicious/Snook June 14, 2010
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Slooty Nickel 

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A Slooty Nickel is a term reffering to a girl who is both slutty, and a 5 on a scale of 1-10. The Slooty Nickel is a girl who is the "might as well girl" at the end of the night.
JON: Hey man, I'm going to hook up with that slooty nickel.
DAVE:Why?

JON:Because no good looking girl here is going to put out. And why not?
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Splooey Mayo 

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Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.
"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."
Splooey Mayo by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008
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Sploot 

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When a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.
That corgi is sleeping in sploot mode.
Sploot by rSlashCorgi December 15, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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