Spring dick

When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you

my spring dick was showing at church today

by dawdbro September 14, 2016

string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

by Sauceman January 21, 2005

Springy dick

What a name gets when his dick is always hard.

Horny beast much?

Ayyy bry my man gets it though.

Loll😁

Man: * sees a hot girl dick desides to ping up *

He gets a springy dick

by _catsaredelicious October 2, 2016

Dick String

A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)

Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!

by NurseRissa October 17, 2010

Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025