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like a boxing glove on a spring. 

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.
I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

Hungrier than a Spring Bear. 

As hungry as a bear that has been sleeping all winter, and now woken up in the Spring, very hungry.
Im hungrier than a Spring Bear.

smack a bitch spring

April 13-20th you can smack any bitch you see and they can’t do nothing about it
There’s Sarah good thing it’s smack a bitch spring

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.
-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

bust a spring

To have hard sex on a bed made with springs. If done hard enough you might "bust a spring".
Guy 1: I'm gonna bust a spring with amy tonight!
Guy 2: NIIIIIIIICE!
bust a spring by Jizzle99 October 7, 2016

aint nothing but a chicken wing on a string 

insignificant mild inconveiniance.
"man, i just crashed my porsche 911 into a tree swerving to miss those migdets...."

"that sucks!"

"eh, aint nothing but a chicken wing on a string"

"your taking this well"

"no, im dead inside...."