Spreadage 

The name of the location where one street splits into two.

Deuce: you wanna meet up?
Spam: Sure, where at?
Deuce and Spam: SPREADAGE!!

Spreadage by mike604 December 16, 2006

spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.

Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.

spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008

Screavage 

Screav·age /skrēvij/
noun

when the pouch of skin that holds the testicles is visible, especially when exposed by a low-cut or crotch-less garment.

"Holy shit Bub! That guy was showing 6 inches of screavage!"

Screavage by Trooper Trahan October 8, 2018

Spreadsheet Monkey 

Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.

I was supposed to go to the convention but I got roped into being a spreadsheet monkey instead

Spreadsheet Monkey by Chigger23 August 11, 2008

spreadie 

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.

That girl sent me a spreadie.

spreadie by shabash June 10, 2014

Spreadsheet 

A sheet, towel or other linen laid out over existing bed linens or over carpeting for the purpose of have sex and to protect the underlying fabrics from sexual fluid stains.

Maggie refused to have sex and risk squirting all over her Sferra Milos Sheet Set so she made her husband go to Walmart to by a spreadsheet.

Spreadsheet by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

spreadneck 

a person who consciously chooses to not wear a mask during covid-19. Not because of they medically cannot, rather because they generally do not care about other people's health. Usually sighting inaccurate, disproven conspiracy theories that have been proven time and time again as factually inaccurate.

look at the spreadneck with his Trump flag on the back of his lifted pickup.

spreadneck by coffeeguy84 June 27, 2020