Spramps

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by Kubbs March 21, 2022

spramp

verb; to spramp, she spramps, spramping.

The action of liquid being forced onto something/somebody.

As heard on Will & Grace, ep. 1.17.

The ocean waves spramps on the rocks.

I like to spramp some perfume on for the hubby.

I like to spramp a little water on my face every morning.

WRONG USE OF THE WORD:
"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't." Being spramped has nothing to do with being screwed (in the clean sense of the word).

by Unna L. Wildt April 15, 2008

spramper

Verb - To move in a carefree agile manner with intensity, speed, lightness, and boundless pure joy. Most commonly observed in happy, active canines.

I love watching my dog spramper through the park.

by 12minAbbs April 19, 2018

spramp

a word which is used with the flicking of hand movements

i spramped myself with water, a flower spramped up from the ground, i spramped him in the face

by :) December 16, 2004

spramp

to splash ur self with a liquid. preferably in the morning bu may be at any time

i woke up and i spramped my face with water

by spoofarama July 2, 2004

Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008

spramped

To splash fluid onto an object or person.

Coined by Jack McFarland on "Will & Grace" episode "Secrets and Lays" (1.17).

"I spramped cold water on my face."

by Jake Budge February 13, 2005